1. I want a pay raise, holiday pay, AND a Christmas bonus.
2. I want a rubdown before, after, and mid-way through.
3. I get a 60/40 split on those cookies being left by the trees.
4. Whoever made fun of me the most gets ridden by the gassy elf.
5. When we get back, he pays the plastic surgeon to give me a new nose.
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"We have letters. You have dreams." ~Senusret I
1. I want a pay raise, holiday pay, AND a Christmas bonus.
2. I want a rubdown before, after, and mid-way through.
3. I get a 60/40 split on those cookies being left by the trees.
4. Whoever made fun of me the most gets ridden by the gassy elf.
5. When we get back, he pays the plastic surgeon to give me a new nose.
ROTFLMAO!!!!!!!!!
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"Courage is not the absence of fear, but the capacity to act despite our fears" John McCain
No one can make you feel inferior without your consent." Eleanor Roosevelt
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