'T-shirt Chair' on Resume

[honeychile]

I don't know if they still have it, but our terminology for anything that was ordered for or by the chapter was called Purchasing and Acquisitions. It does have a much nicer ring to it - which does NOT mean that I think you should use it, if you're trying to pump up a resume. This was a legitimate term; borrowing it (if you're busted) would make you look terribly cheap.