Does the whole sorority vote on which girls to give bids to?

[crosscaravan]

Yeah, they're the same person. Buuuut, she doesn't act as the soothsayer chair until we drug her up a little bit. You know, like Apollo's diviners were.

[AZTheta]

Here's how we do it.

(a)We count the number of letters in each PNM's name.

(b)Add the sum total of the dates in her birth and astrological chart (moon and sun signs).

(c)Multiply by the average days in a year in which there are more Thursdays than Wednesdays but not Tuesdays or Saturdays, and the Thursdays must be equal to all the Mondays. If they are not, then we add in the number of fillings in the PNM's grandmother's mouth but that's only if the grandmother was born on a weekday in a leap year.

(d)Minus the total of at-bats by the losing pitcher for the farm team in the PNM's home town. If there is no farm team, then we factor in the number of stray cats in the town dump.

(e)Divide that figure by the sum of the sparks we counted when we spied on the ADPis who were toasting marshmallows at their Violet Volcano (and we still are not impressed by that Volcano, by the way).

Tie breaker: the PNM whose shoe size is the same as BLH's gets an automatic bid.

[kbelle]

I wish there were "like" buttons on these replies. I'm so glad I finally understand how membership selection works!