Lord of the Flies Recruitment

dgdramadawg · #1 09-19-2011, 01:04 AM

RALPH
The Ralph pref ceremony began with the ceremonial blowing of the conch. Then the Ralphs talked about the importance of building shelter and keeping the fire going at all times.

But seriously, PNM just felt totally happy and comfortable with the Ralphs.

SIMON
The Simon pref ceremony involved each girl emphasizing her singularity by venturing out into the wilderness. They each found a clearing filled with greenery and butterflies to rest in. Then a pig's head yelled at them to leave because they were ruining everything.

But seriously, PNM enjoyed Simon's pref, too. She likes these girls, but she just doesn't feel as perfect a connection as she did with Ralph.

So, her obvious rankings:
1. Ralph
2. Simon

dgdramadawg · #2 09-19-2011, 10:10 AM

PNM is a happy new member of...

RALPH

otherwise known as

CHI OMEGA!

She is thrilled!

AZTheta · #3 09-19-2011, 10:19 AM

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Originally Posted by dgdramadawg

RALPH
Then the Ralphs talked about the importance of building shelter and keeping the fire going at all times.
Then a pig's head yelled at them to leave because they were ruining everything.

I'm trying to figure out how to tie these two sentences together into my new signature.

Seriously. You have a GIFT.

and WOOT! for Chi Omega.

carnation · #4 09-19-2011, 10:44 AM

Everything that AZTheta said!

SouthernPhiMu · #5 09-20-2011, 10:54 PM

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Originally Posted by dgdramadawg

RALPH

But seriously, PNM just felt totally happy and comfortable with the Ralphs.

Sounds innocent enough.

Until you remember that sometimes Ralph means to vomit. Especially if you have an eccentric British roommate (I do).

Can't. Stop. Laughing.

33girl · #6 09-21-2011, 11:36 AM

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Originally Posted by SouthernPhiMu

Sounds innocent enough.

Until you remember that sometimes Ralph means to vomit. Especially if you have an eccentric British roommate (I do).

Can't. Stop. Laughing.

Not to mention if you read "Forever" by Judy Blume.

dgdramadawg · #7 09-21-2011, 08:21 PM

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Originally Posted by 33girl

Not to mention if you read "Forever" by Judy Blume.

Bahahaha. I die.

33girl · #8 09-22-2011, 09:41 AM

"I've heard from several young men [named Ralph] who say: 'Judy, how could you do this to me?'" Blume admits. "I apologise to all of them. It's nothing personal."