Millionaire Matchmaker

[NinjaPoodle]

Originally Posted by LikeASista

I just HAD to bump this thread, because I just happened to see the new season, and OMG!!! Patti's plastic surgery is so obvious now, that it looks like her eyeballs are gonna pop right out of her head. Her skin is so stretched, you can actually see the strain in her eyebrows, ... like she can't frown anymore or something. Why did she DO that to herself? She looks HIDEOUS!! With all the money she makes, I'd like to think she could afford a cosmetic surgeon who REALLY knows what (s)he's doing, because this last job was jacked up. I'm actually mad about it.

I have to check this out!

[LikeASista]

Originally Posted by NinjaPoodle

I have to check this out!

All I know is that it looks like she can't even close one of her eyes ...

Originally Posted by VandalSquirrel

I think all the fresh air and low temps/low UV and sun preserved me well, not to mention the booze from college and avoiding smoking.

Wait ... booze kept you preserved?? I need to up my dosage then. Let me go back and visit the DRUNK thread for some suggestions.

[VandalSquirrel]

Originally Posted by LikeASista

All I know is that it looks like she can't even close one of her eyes ...



Wait ... booze kept you preserved?? I need to up my dosage then. Let me go back and visit the DRUNK thread for some suggestions.

Well one can fix specimens with alcohol, and I believe quite a bit of college booze was cheap alcohol with high content and low quality, so it acted like a fixative or formaldehyde I also quit drinking for the most part, and I never smoked and kept down excessive sun exposure so I think the preservation window passed.

Now it is all higher quality liquor if any at all, and I drink a hell of a lot less of it. Saves money and calories in the long run. Can't say I don't get nostalgic for rum and diet coke or vodka in crystal light every so often.