In this thread, Senusret I complains about bad grammar in facebook status updates

[Munchkin03]

I think I've mentioned my dumbass side of the family. All very sweet, lovable people, they're just blooming idiots.

I wished one a Happy Birthday on his wall. His response? "Are you still in school? You must be on your third doctrine by now."

WHAT. THE. WHAT. First, that doesn't even make any sense.

Second, I finished grad school in 2005. Just the standard 2-year Master of Science, not even an M.Arch or MFA which would take 3 years. I don't know why these people think I'm always in school.

Not as bad as my dumbass cousin's new husband, who posted a photo album called "Us Threw the Years." Why did you throw the years?

[TonyB06]

Originally Posted by Munchkin03

I wished one a Happy Birthday on his wall. His response? "Are you still in school? You must be on your third doctrine by now."

WHAT. THE. WHAT. First, that doesn't even make any sense.

I'm sorry, I just laughed out loud at this ^^. It really isn't funny ....except for the fact that it is hilarious.

[christiangirl]

Originally Posted by Munchkin03

Second, I finished grad school in 2005. Just the standard 2-year Master of Science, not even an M.Arch or MFA which would take 3 years. I don't know why these people think I'm always in school.

THIS. Every Sunday when I go to church, people give me big hugs and say, "I'm so glad you're back! When will you be here for good?" And I say, "I've been home since I graduated in December 2009." They are usually pretty red-faced. Especially if we just had the same interchange the Sunday before.

This is going to be complicated by my returning to school next month for a different degree.

[Munchkin03]

Originally Posted by christiangirl

THIS. Every Sunday when I go to church, people give me big hugs and say, "I'm so glad you're back! When will you be here for good?" And I say, "I've been home since I graduated in December 2009." They are usually pretty red-faced. Especially if we just had the same interchange the Sunday before.

This is going to be complicated by my returning to school next month for a different degree.

I think people forget that as time moves on, people like, grow up and stuff.

An ex-aunt from that side of the family asked me, during the last family event I attended, if I "was still riding those horses." While I rode the horses, my sister was actually the one who rode them competitively...twenty-five years ago. She seriously stopped riding around 1986 or 1987.

How are people so dumb?

[christiangirl]

Originally Posted by christiangirl

THIS. Every Sunday when I go to church, people give me big hugs and say, "I'm so glad you're back! When will you be here for good?" And I say, "I've been home since I graduated in December 2009." They are usually pretty red-faced. Especially if we just had the same interchange the Sunday before.

This is going to be complicated by my returning to school next month for a different degree.

Aaaaaand it happened again this past Sunday.

[CrimsonTide4]

Originally Posted by Munchkin03

Not as bad as my dumbass cousin's new husband, who posted a photo album called "Us Threw the Years." Why did you throw the years?

Why do we both know people who bastardize "threw/through?" Tragic.

[christiangirl]

Originally Posted by CrimsonTide4

bastardize

*snicker*