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07-27-2011, 02:48 PM
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Originally Posted by DrPhil
1. Men are the head of the household.
2. Women came from Adam's rib.
3. Pandora opened that box.
4. Men are physically stronger.
5. Men are mentally stronger.
6. Women are too emotional.
7. Women are too PMStional.
8. Men make decisions, women make babies.
9. Behind every strong woman is a man who humps her ass.
10. Girls have a peee-nis, boys have a va-giii-na. Not really. See, women are frivolous liars.
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Don't forget their periods attract bears....BEARS! They can smell the menstruation.
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Overall, though, it's the bigness of the car that counts the most. Because when something bad happens in a really big car – accidentally speeding through the middle of a gang of unruly young people who have been taunting you in a drive-in restaurant, for instance – it happens very far away – way out at the end of your fenders. It's like a civil war in Africa; you know, it doesn't really concern you too much. - P.J. O'Rourke
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07-27-2011, 10:20 PM
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Don't forget their periods attract bears....BEARS! They can smell the menstruation.
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I thought that was lions/other big cats, not bears.
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07-27-2011, 11:34 PM
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I thought that was lions/other big cats, not bears.
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Sharks! Except that's a myth. (At least, they don't seem to care, whether or not they can smell it.)
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07-28-2011, 02:56 PM
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Originally Posted by 33girl
I thought that was lions/other big cats, not bears.
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I didn't know it was based in any rumor, I was badly quoting Anchorman.
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Overall, though, it's the bigness of the car that counts the most. Because when something bad happens in a really big car – accidentally speeding through the middle of a gang of unruly young people who have been taunting you in a drive-in restaurant, for instance – it happens very far away – way out at the end of your fenders. It's like a civil war in Africa; you know, it doesn't really concern you too much. - P.J. O'Rourke
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07-28-2011, 03:20 PM
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I didn't know it was based in any rumor, I was badly quoting Anchorman.
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I got what you were talking about.
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07-28-2011, 08:37 PM
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I didn't know it was based in any rumor, I was badly quoting Anchorman.
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no, it really is. Madonna was worried about the timing of her Like A Virgin video for this reason. 
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