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Originally Posted by LXA SE285
I Love Lucy: Vitameatavegamin
All in the Family: Edith causes a freak car accident with a can of cling peaches ... in heavy syrup
Mary Tyler Moore: Chuckles the Clown's funeral—"A little song, a little dance, a little seltzer down your pants"
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I love all of these, and I can still hear Edith emphasizing the heavy syrup. And the car belonged to a priest.
The Andy Griffith Show: "
The Beauty Contest." Andy gets to judge a beauty pageant for the annual Mayberry Founder's Day celebration.
Henrietta Swanson: She's been going to Mrs. Wellington's School for Girls in Raleigh. She was voted young lady most likely to become charming.
Andy: Well, say now. Becoming charming - that is something to look forward to, ain't it.
The Andy Griffith Show: "
Citizen's Arrest." After getting pulled by Barney for making an illegal U-turn, Gomer accuses Barney of making an illegal U-turn.
Andy: What's goin' on?
Barney: Oh, this boob, here...
Gomer: Boob? Why that's an insult in the face of the public. There oughta be a number law that covers that.
Andy: Barney you can't insult people in public, you've got to set an example. Now what happened?
Barney: Oh nutsy come running after me screaming (imitating Gomer) Citizen's Arrest!, Citizen's Arrest!
Shoot, I could fill this thread just with favorite Andy Griffith episodes -- the Two Fun Girls from Mount Pilot, the Darlings and Ernest T. Bass, Ffloyd the barber . . . .
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