Things you want to say (but shouldn't) outloud at work

[AlwaysSAI]

You may want to start spending your nights studying up. It has become glaring-ly obvious to anyone that has dealt with you professionally that you are in over your head.

Stop being a b*tch and start studying some policy.

[AOII Angel]

I wish I could be as bad at my job as you are at yours. Seriously. I've been on hold for 20 minutes. This might be important.