All jokes aside, this is a common rhetorical question from people who are suicidal. With the prevalence of the Internet, people (particularly the Internet generation) have started expressing suicide ideation and suicide attempts via facebook and message boards.
So, just in case: Need help? In the U.S., call 1-800-273-8255 (1-800-273-TALK)
National Suicide Prevention Lifeline
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