Sometimes you can make sweet, gentle, tender, sensitive steps in your shoes, and other times you're running through the mud. But it's awkward as hell to assume I'm wearing them hard - what if my toes don't even hit the end? What if I use proper odor-absorption powders? Maybe I condition them properly, or have the cobbler come around after-hours?
Are these additional shitty shoe metaphors doing anything for you? Because they suck. All of them. You got her point.
Stop making me love you, asshole. I feel like I'm cheating on MysticCat.
Stop making me love you, asshole. I feel like I'm cheating on MysticCat.
Speaking of, where the heck is our GCassanova? He's been MIA for a minute.
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Facile remedium est ubertati; sterilia nullo labore vincuntur. I think pearls are lovely, especially when you need something to clutch. ~ AzTheta
The Real World Can't Hear You ~ GC Troll
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