Omar bin Laden's Statement

[agzg]

Every time I read this thread title, I'm like "DrPhil you speeeeeeeeeelllllllllllllllllllled it wrooooooooooong."

Then I remember he had 9,000,000 kids. I wonder if they all got O first names.

[Drolefille]

Originally Posted by agzg

Every time I read this thread title, I'm like "DrPhil you speeeeeeeeeelllllllllllllllllllled it wrooooooooooong."

Then I remember he had 9,000,000 kids. I wonder if they all got O first names.

Shit, the Duggars had to have some competition.

[agzg]

Originally Posted by Drolefille

Shit, the Duggars had to have some competition.

This is no competition. He had three wives at the time of his death and 6 over the course of his life. Michelle's doing all that shit by herself!

[Drolefille]

Originally Posted by agzg

This is no competition. He had three wives at the time of his death and 6 over the course of his life. Michelle's doing all that shit by herself!

I'm torn between a joke about overachieving and a joke about 'typical Americans' so instead here's a gif.



I'd have 20-26 children with that.

/no no I wouldn't
//but the practice would be fun...

[thetaj]

Originally Posted by agzg

Every time I read this thread title, I'm like "DrPhil you speeeeeeeeeelllllllllllllllllllled it wrooooooooooong."

Then I remember he had 9,000,000 kids. I wonder if they all got O first names.

Every time I see it I think it says "Osamar" and I hear an old British man saying it and I smile.