"Why is it?" AKA style: ONLY!

[sophistAKAtion]

Sorors,
I'm definitely loving this thread.
Why is that we are sooo convinced?
Why is that they don't understand that AKA is a serious matter?
Why do only the pretty girls were twenty pearls?
Why are we so refined?
Why is it that A-L-P-H-A K-A-P-P-A A-L-P-H-A sounds so sweet?

SKEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE-WEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!