Is GC a Thing of the Past?

[ASTalumna06]

Originally Posted by DrPhil

You know I've been trying to be the more mature person. I've received tons of PMs of support and everyone agrees with me. They told me what I already know which is that you all are a bunch of losers in real life who need the Internet to feel good about yourselves. You make Greekdom look so bad and I'm happy you aren't in my chapter. I wonder what your headquarters would think if I emailed this to them.

Look, because you’re new, and I’m bored and in a good mood, I’m going to help you out. Here are just some of the rules of Greekchat, and little things you need to know:

1) If you claim it happened in a PM, it didn’t happen. We need proof.
2) Most likely, the only people who have ever agreed with you live in Happy Pony Rainbow Land. If you haven’t been there, you should definitely go. I hear it’s lovely this time of year.
2) If we’re such losers, don’t come here looking for advice.
2) We feel good about ourselves, regardless of whether or not we’re on the interwebz. We rock!
3) Sequined hose are not allowed.
4) We’re happy we’re not in your chapter, too. This way, we don’t have to put up with your crap… or actually pretend that you’re fo’ realz.
5) Don’t EVER type in pink. THAT’S KSUVIOLET’S COLOR!!!!!!!one!!1!!!!
6) The people at HQ are our home dawgs. Don’t be messin’.