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Originally Posted by knight_shadow
^^^ Wow.
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In related news, I've introduced a bill that will make eating bread illegal on the basis of murdering the poor wheat and yeast - that is, unless you can prove the yeast and wheat were unharmed in your vicious mastication of their union, and/or that you can prove that their untimely and innocent death was not a direct result of your face-based assault.
Enjoy prison, you panini-eating murderer.