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01-24-2011, 11:14 PM
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Why did the orange juice factory worker lose his job?
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It's this one about him sticking his dick in the juicer?
The Juicer got fired too! 
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01-24-2011, 11:16 PM
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Weird that this one hasn't been asked yet.
What is something that you can see, but weighs nothing, and when put in a bucket, it makes the bucket lighter?
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01-24-2011, 11:25 PM
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He spent too much time navel-gazing.
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Nah, he was Mandarin.
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01-24-2011, 11:35 PM
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Originally Posted by IrishLake
Weird that this one hasn't been asked yet.
What is something that you can see, but weighs nothing, and when put in a bucket, it makes the bucket lighter?
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A hole?
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01-24-2011, 11:38 PM
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He got canned?
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Originally Posted by MysticCat
Maybe because he couldn't concentrate.
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He was canned because he couldn't concentrate.
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01-24-2011, 11:44 PM
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good job smttt!
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01-25-2011, 12:04 AM
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good job smttt!
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Good job Google.
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01-25-2011, 01:25 AM
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Quote:
Originally Posted by MysticCat
Maybe because he couldn't concentrate.
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Originally Posted by AGDee
He was canned because he couldn't concentrate.
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MC and Dee got it. 
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Originally Posted by IrishLake
It's this one about him sticking his dick in the juicer?
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lol lol lol
What?
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01-25-2011, 01:36 AM
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Good job Google. |
boo that's totally cheating 
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01-25-2011, 02:03 AM
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I had the right idea, but was lacking in simplifying the logistics.  |
Y'all are so extra. I would just fill up the 3-gal a third of the way and call it a day!
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01-25-2011, 09:14 AM
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If you drop me I'm sure to crack but give me a smile and I'll always smile back
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01-25-2011, 09:19 AM
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If you drop me I'm sure to crack but give me a smile and I'll always smile back
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Mirror. Good one.
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01-25-2011, 09:29 AM
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^^^ yes!
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01-25-2011, 01:07 PM
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Originally Posted by IrishLake
Weird that this one hasn't been asked yet.
What is something that you can see, but weighs nothing, and when put in a bucket, it makes the bucket lighter?
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I knew this one because of 'Are You Afraid of the Dark'!!
And that 3/5 gallon jug thing.. I definitely remember that from Die Hard as well! But.. I think they had to end up with 4 gallons instead..
They filled the 5 gallon then poured it into the 3 gallon, leaving 2 gallons in the 5 gallon jug. They dumped the water in the 3 gallon jug.
Then they poured the 2 gallons into the 3 gallon jug.
They filled the 5 gallon again and poured it into the 3 gallon.. Since the 3 gallon only has room for 1 more gallon, the 5 gallon jug was left with 4
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01-25-2011, 01:37 PM
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Here a lame math one.
Why are all the numbers afraid of 7?
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