Many of my FB friends are like-a-holics. A lot of the pages they like are stupid, but my sister posted a couple that I got a chuckle out of:
Ale-alejandro, Papa-Paparazzi, Po-po-po-pokerface, Te-te-te-telephone...Hmmmm am I the only one that thinks Lady Gaga might have a speech impediment
*guy dies in movie* Awww...
*dog/cat/animal dies in movie* OMG AWWW!!! 
*woman dies in movie* That's what you get, bitch.
Apparently 1 in 5 people in the world are Chinese. And there are 5 people in my family, so it must be one of them. It's either my Mum or my Dad. Or my older brother Colin. Or my younger brother Ho-Chan-Chu. But I think it's Colin.
So... the elephant says to the camel "Why do you have 2 boobs on your back?"
The camel replies "That's a pretty stupid question coming from someone who has a dick on his face."
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