Facebook Status Updates on Recruitment

[thetygerlily]

This is an awesome time drain. These cracked me up for one reason or another...

• Soooo.... I think im gunna join a sorrority.. [XYZ]... Whatdda u ladies & gents think???
  • Where [School]?? Absolutely not yuck!!
  • Really?? did u go there? r they bad?
  • I went to [School], my bf still goes there, atleast wait a year or two til some girls leave
• alas! i thought i was safe from sorority recruitment, but those vile felines hath layed siege upon the music building! their shrill shrieks penetrate even my soundproof audio studio fortress - this is my last stand, i utter my final words. i loveth mine family, and my friends, and i'll miss thee, and i only wish my demise wouldst have been anything other than scantily clad skanks chanting to mine peril
• Thank you diet pepsi, candy, aspirin and boston coffee for a successful sorority recruitment....
• wanted to squirrel dive off the Biz bldg today listening to this sorority girl talk about rush-just sayin...
• Sorority rush = hella annoying in sync
• (Insert witty line incorporating your house's letters and sorority rush being over)
• Sorority Rush Weekend = College Girl Parade.... yup, life is good
• I hate thursday night homework...and the sorority pledges won't stop cheering. i hate rush week and its already the first day. major downside to living in sorority row
• Sorority rush today was awesome except for me tripping and falling and scraping my knee so bad it ripped my pants and my face hit the pavement too! I don't know how I'm gonna choose a sorority they are all so nice!
• shall I rush?? Hmm.....i dunno....shall I risk punching a preppy skinny sorority cheerleader in the face?......decisions decisions....

But this one is really cute...

• Today was the last day of rush! It was both wonderful and emotional. I never knew something could mean so much. I can't wait to see which sorority I will get to be apart of tomorrow and I can't wait to meet my new sisters! ♥

ETA a nice philanthropy discussion:

• I'm going through sorority rush recruitment this weekend but still not sure whether i should join one or not...
  • We don't have either of those here at [school] but isn't [XYZ's] philanthropy something to do with deaf people or awareness?
  • umm no its with the poeple that are told they are going to die... i cant remember the word so that sounded really harsh

[LatinaAlumna]

Originally Posted by thetygerlily

• alas! i thought i was safe from sorority recruitment, but those vile felines hath layed siege upon the music building! their shrill shrieks penetrate even my soundproof audio studio fortress - this is my last stand, i utter my final words. i loveth mine family, and my friends, and i'll miss thee, and i only wish my demise wouldst have been anything other than scantily clad skanks chanting to mine peril

I couldn't help but imagine the voice of Stewie Griffin when I read this one.

[jennyj87]

Originally Posted by thetygerlily

This is an awesome time drain. These cracked me up for one reason or another...

• alas! i thought i was safe from sorority recruitment, but those vile felines hath layed siege upon the music building! their shrill shrieks penetrate even my soundproof audio studio fortress - this is my last stand, i utter my final words. i loveth mine family, and my friends, and i'll miss thee, and i only wish my demise wouldst have been anything other than scantily clad skanks chanting to mine peril

DIBS if she goes through recruitment at my school.

[thetygerlily]

Originally Posted by jennyj87

DIBS if she goes through recruitment at my school.

Ha, sadly I think that was a guy lamenting about the sorority invasion.