To my coworker and Soror: Thanks for the Sour Cherry Balls today. I am tearing these mother suckers up.
To my newspaper delivery man: WTF?!!?!? Why did I get my Sunday newspaper on Tuesday?
To my students: 7 MORE DAYS!!!
To my other coworker, the ditsy one: My GAAAAAAWD you make my nether regions itch with your ditsy azz questions!! It is amazing what passes for intelligence these days.
__________________ I am a woman, I make mistakes. I make them often. God has given me a talent and that's it. ~ Jill Scott