First signs of a bad first date

[DaemonSeid]

1. Her flatulence is louder and smellier than mine
2. Dragonbreath from Newports
3. She stays on her phone talking to her girlfriend
4. She asks for my credit report and I just picked her up from her mama's house
5. The conversation goes into the "all men are dogs" territory.
6. ^ ^ ^ ^ ^ "Well my ex used to do this why don't you do this?" territory
7. She is checking out the waitress that you are checking out.
8. She brings along her kid...to a bar (this actually happened to me...LOL)
9. They are late.
10. If it's a blind date and the picture is 50lbs to 100lbs less than what you see in front of you.
10a. And is in a hoe dress

Dang CG...I have ear rings and tattoos...I guess I would never have a chance!!

[cheerfulgreek]

Originally Posted by DaemonSeid

Dang CG...I have ear rings and tattoos...I guess I would never have a chance!!

lol
except you.

[DaemonSeid]

Originally Posted by cheerfulgreek

lol
except you.

Nah, don't try to switch it up now....my feelings are already hurt!

[cheerfulgreek]

Originally Posted by DaemonSeid

Nah, don't try to switch it up now....my feelings are already hurt!

lol
But you know what makes this thread so hilarious is some people on here fall under at least a few things people listed. That's what makes it SO funny. lol

[PrettyBoy]

Originally Posted by DaemonSeid

1. Her flatulence is louder and smellier than mine
2. Dragonbreath from Newports
10a. And is in a hoe dress

[I.A.S.K.]

Originally Posted by DaemonSeid

7. She is checking out the waitress that you are checking out.

So, if she said "Our waitress has a nice ass" then the second date is a no-go? lol. I thought guys were cool with women being able to see beauty in other women these days. lol.

There will not be a second date if...
*We run in to one or more of your exes. You know the spots where y'all hung out. Avoid them on the first date for the sake of awkwardness. If I meet two of your exes before dinner on the first date its a no go for the second.
*You have tats on your face.
*I have more chemistry with the server than I do with you.
*I enjoyed talking to the server about the days special more than our whole date.
*You're checking out the waiter just like I am. If we can agree that Brian the server has a nice ass we wont be dating again.
*you dont like sports (or you like the RedSucks and display it. You should be in the closet if you must be a RedSucks fan).
*You dont like black women.
*You dont speak english well enough to order food.
*You cant do arithmatic well enough to calculate the tip or worse...you dont tip.
*Everything you say comes with a disclaimer "this might sound crazy but" "I know this is the first date but"
*You are missing teeth. If you're over 21 and you dont have all of your teeth (or a very good reason like I lost them fighting in Iraq) I just cant date you.
*You have kids. Or someone is currently preggers by you.
*You wear hoop earings and refuse to not wear them again.

[lAZy 1]

Originally Posted by I.A.S.K.

*You dont like black women.
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What kind of shit is this? You've gone out with dudes who don't like black chicks?