Clearly you need to do something so insane you end up off their list. Try to convert them to worship your pet poodle. Answer the door covered in 'satanic' face paint. Answer eating meat and start talking a lot about your neighbor who is missing and... would they like to have some dinner?
I thought of a better one. Answer the door and give them a pamphlet about the greatness of Eywa. Best if you have blue facepaint and a large dog who puts up with costuming. Oh and long hair/long haired wig.
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