In this thread we give random CORRECT advice

[christiangirl]

Originally Posted by jennyj87

Wear sunscreen.

Oh my god my back hurts.

Hugging!

Originally Posted by Jen

Axe Body Spray does not smell good to women like the commercial says. It makes many of us want to vomit.

Amen. What does smell good? Burberry. No, you can't get it in the grocery store but if you want her nuzzling your neck, there are sacrifices to be made.


Keep a box of blank cards in a drawer. Whether it's a birthday, anniversary, or congrats, you will always be ready (to pretend you remembered).

[cheerfulgreek]

Don't walk around outside in the dirt, and/or mud or there's a possibility you could get hookworms. Once inside, (rent free) they don't eat the food you've eaten, instead they pierce the lining of your intestinal wall and drink the blood from it.