Daughter's friend's recruitment

[RebelCheerBabii]

Since all you guys seem to care about is spelling and grammar, here you go. It seems kind of pointless to type all of this out when it's just the internet, but if everyone is going to judge me I might as well prove I'm not a bimbo.

I WILL go through recruitment in the fall because I DO know my stats (sorry...statistics ) are competitive enough to get me wherever I want. You can doubt me all you want, but I know my worth.

I also know I don't need to waste my time with a bunch of losers like you who have no life and sit in front of a computer instead of talking to real people. I hope to god my sisters aren't lilke all of you!

[AZTheta]

Originally Posted by RebelCheerBabii

Since all you guys seem to care about is spelling and grammar, here you go. It seems kind of pointless to type all of this out when it's just the internet, but if everyone is going to judge me I might as well prove I'm not a bimbo.

I WILL go through recruitment in the fall because I DO know my stats (sorry...statistics ) are competitive enough to get me wherever I want. You can doubt me all you want, but I know my worth.

I also know I don't need to waste my time with a bunch of losers like you who have no life and sit in front of a computer instead of talking to real people. I hope to god my sisters aren't lilke all of you!

and the Internet is forever.

[Ggirl617]

Originally Posted by RebelCheerBabii

I WILL go through recruitment in the fall because I DO know my stats (sorry...statistics ) are competitive enough to get me wherever I want. You can doubt me all you want, but I know my worth.

Having all the right statistics is only one requirement of recruitment. The girls have to like you too.

[Barbie's_Rush]

Originally Posted by RebelCheerBabii

Since all you guys seem to care about is spelling and grammar, here you go. It seems kind of pointless to type all of this out when it's just the internet, but if everyone is going to judge me I might as well prove I'm not a bimbo.

I WILL go through recruitment in the fall because I DO know my stats (sorry...statistics ) are competitive enough to get me wherever I want. You can doubt me all you want, but I know my worth.

I also know I don't need to waste my time with a bunch of losers like you who have no life and sit in front of a computer instead of talking to real people. I hope to god my sisters aren't lilke all of you!

That's what you're not getting, darling. When it comes to sorority recruitment, your stats aren't remarkable at all. It's particularly sad since it's obvious you are from a non-Greek family and don't have any Greek connections so you need to come to the Internet to get your advice. A place like this can be a huge help when you have the right attitude and treat the members with respect. Because you know what? We're Greek and you aren't!

Please don't get your flounce caught in the door on the way out. K? Thx. Bye.

[AOII Angel]

Originally Posted by RebelCheerBabii

Since all you guys seem to care about is spelling and grammar, here you go. It seems kind of pointless to type all of this out when it's just the internet, but if everyone is going to judge me I might as well prove I'm not a bimbo.

I WILL go through recruitment in the fall because I DO know my stats (sorry...statistics ) are competitive enough to get me wherever I want. You can doubt me all you want, but I know my worth.

I also know I don't need to waste my time with a bunch of losers like you who have no life and sit in front of a computer instead of talking to real people. I hope to god my sisters aren't lilke all of you!

Actually, the majority of those posting are alumnae and alumni of sororities and fraternities, who besides coming here to chat also come to help women and men navigate the confusing world of recruitment. You are being very juvenile. No one is saying you won't have a perfect rush, but the probability is that you WILL be cut from a top chapter because 90% of PNMs are released from a chapter during recruitment. We tell PNMs to keep an open mind because we've seen too many people go through recruitment thinking that their 3.8 GPA and resume would get them into THE chapter on campus, but when they get cut, they drop out and have to settle for not being Greek at all. We think that is pretty stupid when there are great women in EVERY chapter on EVERY campus in the US and Canada. Go in with a better attitude, and you'll find a chapter that is right for you. Trust me, the cute outfit that every chapter member wears during recruitment won't hide the fact that you don't mesh with them so stop freaking out about it. Also, realize that you may be a big fish in a little pond, but that little pond is about the empty into a bigger pond so you may not be the biggest fish anymore. Just be prepared to be a little more ordinary...it may not happen, but if it does, it's not the end of the world! You'll still have a great time in college and a great sorority experience if you play your cards right.

[myopicsunflower]

Originally Posted by RebelCheerBabii

Since all you guys seem to care about is spelling and grammar, here you go. It seems kind of pointless to type all of this out when it's just the internet, but if everyone is going to judge me I might as well prove I'm not a bimbo.

I WILL go through recruitment in the fall because I DO know my stats (sorry...statistics ) are competitive enough to get me wherever I want. You can doubt me all you want, but I know my worth.

This trainwreck is too big to be real.

Originally Posted by RebelCheerBabii

I also know I don't need to waste my time with a bunch of losers like you who have no life and sit in front of a computer instead of talking to real people. I hope to god my sisters aren't lilke all of you!

If you *are* real, think of this -- if your recruitment is successful, some of us "losers" may BE your sisters.

Rather than insult alumnae who are giving you great advice and know what they're talking about, why not read the recruitment threads people have linked to and inform yourself about how recruitment actually works? There's a lot more to it than showing up and looking good on paper.

[Munchkin03]

Originally Posted by RebelCheerBabii

Since all you guys seem to care about is spelling and grammar, here you go. It seems kind of pointless to type all of this out when it's just the internet, but if everyone is going to judge me I might as well prove I'm not a bimbo.

I WILL go through recruitment in the fall because I DO know my stats (sorry...statistics ) are competitive enough to get me wherever I want. You can doubt me all you want, but I know my worth.

I also know I don't need to waste my time with a bunch of losers like you who have no life and sit in front of a computer instead of talking to real people. I hope to god my sisters aren't lilke all of you!

WHATEVER! I do what I want!

[tinydancer]

Originally Posted by Munchkin03

WHATEVER! I do what I want!

Obviously, she does not respect our authoritah.

(just had to go South Park on someone)