What state mottos SHOULD be :)

[AOX81]

This is a list of what state mottos should really be :

Alabama:
At Least We're not Mississippi

Alaska:
11,623 Eskimos Can't be Wrong!

Arizona:
Dehyd-rific!

Arkansas:
Litterasy Ain't Everthing

California:
As Seen on TV

Colorado:
If You Don't Ski, Don't Bother

Connecticut:
Like Massachusetts, Only Dirtier and With Less Character

Delaware:
At least we're first in something

Florida:
Ask Us About Our Grandkids

Georgia:
We Put the "Fun" in Fundamentalist Extremism

Hawaii:
Haka Tiki Mou Sha'ami Leeki Toru (Death to Mainland Scum, But Leave Your Money)

Idaho:
More Than Just Potatoes... Well Okay, We're Not, But The Potatoes Sure Are Real Good

Illinois:
Gateway to Iowa

Indiana:
2 Billion Years Tidal Wave Free

Iowa:
Land of James T. Kirk

Kansas:
First Of The Rectangle States

Kentucky:
Five Million People; Fifteen Last Names

Louisiana:
We're Not All Drunk Cajun Wackos, But That's Our Tourism Campaign

Maine:
Cheap Lobster

Maryland:
A Thinking Man's Delaware

Massachusetts:
Our Taxes Are Lower Than Sweden's (For Most Tax Brackets)

Michigan:
First Line of Defense From the Canadians

Minnesota:
For Sale

Mississippi:
Come Feel Better About Your Own State

Missouri:
Your Federal Flood Relief Tax Dollars at Work

Montana:
Land of the Big Sky, the Unabomber, and Very Little Else

Nebraska:
Ask About Our State Motto Contest

Nevada:
Poker!

New Hampshire:
Go Away and Leave Us Alone

New Jersey:
You Want a #$@%#!@ Motto? I Got Yer #$@%#!@ Motto Right Here!

New Mexico:
Lizards Make Excellent Pets

New York:
You Have the Right to Remain Silent, You Have the Right to an Attorney

North Carolina:
Tobacco is a Vegetable

North Dakota:
Um... We've got... Um... Dinosaur Bones? Yeah, Dinosaur Bones!

Ohio:
Don't Judge Us by Cleveland

Oklahoma:
Like the Play...Only No Singing

Oregon:
Spotted Owl, It's What's For Dinner

Pennsylvania:
Cook With Coal

Rhode Island:
We're Not REALLY An Island

South Carolina:
Remember the Civil War? We Didn't Actually Surrender

South Dakota:
Closer Than North Dakota

Tennessee:
The Educashun State

Texas:
Se Hablo Ingles

Utah:
Our Jesus Is Better Than Your Jesus

Vermont:
Yep

Virginia:
Who Says Government Stiffs and Slackjaw Yokels Don't Mix?

Washington:
Help! We're Overrun By Nerds and Slackers!

Washington, D.C.:
Wanna Be Mayor?

West Virginia:
One Big Happy Family -- Really!

Wisconsin:
Come Cut Our Cheese

Wyoming:
Wynot?

[APhiRattlerGal]

I think the Texas one should be:

Everything is bigger and better


or somethinglike that.

[Dionysus]

Missouri...

Show me your (insert here)__________!

[Hootie]

Texas's State Motto Should Be:
We're our OWN country!

[33girl]

Pennsylvania, The Pothole Palace.

[Tom Earp]

Pardom Me While I LMAO!!!!!

Texas: Everything is Bigger and Better in Tex's Ass!

Kansas: Leave, KC and Run into the Mountains cause there aint S&^% in between!

Colo: Rocky Mountain High Except Denver the Smog Capitol of the country behind LA!

N Dakota: They want to Change Their State Desinaton from North!?
Hell Both are where the wind blew and the Sh^% flew!

Nebraska: Omaha -Linclon Nothing to Wyoming Nothing, to Wherever to the West Coast!

Nevada: Home Of Hookers and Judge Mills Lane, well Lost Wages and Neon, No Water. What else is there to do there but to get screwed 2 ways!

Oaklahoma: We got red dirt!

Arkansas: We are a close Knit Family State!

[shopgirl]

Originally posted by AOX81


New Jersey:
You Want a #$@%#!@ Motto? I Got Yer #$@%#!@ Motto Right Here!


Utah:
Our Jesus Is Better Than Your Jesus

ROTFLMAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[juniorgrrl]

Louisiana - "Under Construction"

or

Louisiana - "Encouraging mediocrity since...sometime in the past"

[LeslieAGD]

Michigan - "If You Don't Like Our Weather, Wait Fifteen Minutes"

[The1calledTKE]

Originally posted by AOX81

Georgia:
We Put the "Fun" in Fundamentalist Extremism

HUH?

[LXAAlum]

Another Modification:

Colorado: Don't like the weather? Wait 10 minutes!

Montana: Road signs not necessary - you'll drive too fast to see 'em anyway!

Wyoming: Where men are men, and sheep run scared

OR

Wyoming: Why does the wind blow here? Because it sucks in Nebraska!

[UDZETA]

Ohio- "where you can experience all four seasons in one day!"
Washington- "We have more freeway then you can shake a PC at!"

[Dionysus]

Nevada-Slots looser than a skank ho'

[KSigkid]

A lot of my friends call Connecticut the "wannabe New York." I don't necessarily think that's true, but a lot of people here do, especially because we call ourselves "tri-state" more often than New England.

Collin

[NightStar]

So true about CT... we really are wanna-be New Yorkers