^^That's the funny thing soror. Had she gone about this a different way, shown some degree of seriousness about her quest, she might have found some direction.
"Her" repeated use of THE is what floored me, and she still doesn't even understand why. More importantly, she would rather tell me about myself than figure it out. lol. You are right, she does have a long way to go.
But I guess we should be careful how we respond to a potential sister.