The fact that she says she's been abstinent for a while and that she's afraid of "scaring him off" with her message, indicates that "Micheal" isn't the person she's ENGAGED to!!!! Extra fail points for her!
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in GOLD&BLUE,
and I'M SO GLAD, TO BE ONE TOO! Θ Φ Α
This epitomizes FAIL.
I LOL everytime I read it. Wtf? Who says "love cave between my legs?"
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