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[MrSteve]

Even the concept of a co-ed house at an ivy league school makes no sense to me. So what if you live with a bunch of smart bitches. All they have sex with is books.

[Preston327]

Dude, have you never seen American Pie: Band Camp? It's the shy, repressed nerdy ones that are the best in bed.*

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[MrSteve]

Originally Posted by Preston327

Dude, have you never seen American Pie: Band Camp? It's the shy, repressed nerdy ones that are the best in bed.*

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You are clearly not a true greek if you have sex with nerds. Were there not enough cheerleaders to around? That was never a problem at the school *I* went to.

[aephi alum]

Originally Posted by chickenoodle

Somebody should tell Epsilon Theta that... they are obviously missing the point of Greek Life

Anyways, I read their rush schedule (from the link previously provided) and I guess it's just me, but their events sound awesome. Chainmail making? Drowning things in chocolate? Dramatic Princess Bride Reading? Joss Whedon? Corn Maze?

Ok... I guess I am a bit of a nerd, but I'd love to hang out with these guys...

I had some friends in Epsilon Theta, back in the day. There's a high correlation (or, at least, there was) between ET and my major, electrical engineering and computer science. And I got to know some of the members through hacking and Babylon 5 showings. I probably should have rushed, just to check them out. But they had two strikes against them: Their house is far from campus (it's in Brookline) and they have a sleeping porch, which is a concept I just couldn't wrap my head around. So I joined a sorority and lived in a dorm instead.

I'm a nerd and damn proud of it.