Neat freak roommate

[Senusret I]

Originally Posted by KSig RC

You have a whole slew of options:

-MAKE A LIST OF ALL NECESSARY CLEANING SHIT AND THEN ROTATE JESUS NOT THAT HARD (plus then you can decide what, and how often, denotes "necessary")

-Punch her in the ovary

-Have a "sit-down/cry-out" as you crazy folk are wont to do, and explain each of your expectations about the room

-Get the nastiest douche in Chi Banga Whore to rail her while she's wasted and leave something gross in a common area, then inform her that she's no longer ever able to complain, thus regaining the upper hand

-Call her mom. Just to chat, maybe a couple times a week, then work up to "holy crap, how about that neat freak daughter, huh?" Then bake her a delicious cake.

-Move.

-Continue the way it is, since you get a free cleaning lady and all you have to put up with is a little whining, you baby.

Really, ball's in your court.

Originally Posted by KSigkid

You forgot:

- Download a really gross pornographic picture to her computer background, then tell her that she can't yell at other people about being clean when she's being so open about her pornographic fetishes.

- Do the same as above, take lots of digital pictures and send them to her mom with the following note: "Your raised such a little neat freak but OH MY GOD SHE'S ADDICTED TO PORNOGRAPHY!!!!"

Dear K Sigs:

This oughta be in a book, or at least a weekly column.