The question "when are you going to have kids?"

[APhi Sailorgirl]

The only people who ask are on DH's side b/c they're the idiots. My family/friends are smart enough to know we'll have them when we're ready.

Normally I say "when we can afford daycare."

What I really want to say, but DH would kill me "Well right now we don't interact with a lot of positive parental models, we're waiting a bit to see if that changes (directed at MIL and BIL/SIL)." Since they're sucky parents.