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09-01-2009, 04:57 PM
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Originally Posted by tcsparky
I think I have the runner-up. I don't know if this was in the local paper, but I was present, and know these facts are true.
I took my new Jeep in to the dealership to have lug locks put on. While I was waiting in the lounge, two policemen came in and someone from the Service Department met them. Here is the conversation:
P: Where is it?
CS: In the car, in the service bay.
P: Why is it in the service bay?
CS: We had already started working on it when he found it.
P: We need to see this right away.
All three leave. While I am sitting there trying to figure out what I had overheard (guns, a body, a body part!?!?!), my service rep came back and got me. On the way to my Jeep I noticed LOTS of policemen all around and asked him what the deal was.
Apparently someone had dropped off their car in the night service area (you lock your car, fill out the form, then put the keys and the form in the night deposit box) the night before.
He forgot to remove the 2 lbs of heroin before dropping off his car!!!
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Funny story... but you have to die to earn a Darwin Award 
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09-07-2009, 09:15 AM
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Originally Posted by ASTalumna06
Funny story... but you have to die to earn a Darwin Award |
if they LIVE they do however get honorable mention.....LOL
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09-07-2009, 09:18 AM
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Maybe I should keep an eye on the local paper to see if the guy he owed money to for the heroin finds him and addresses the problem! 
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Originally Posted by DaemonSeid
if they LIVE they do however get honorable mention.....LOL
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09-07-2009, 12:39 PM
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Originally Posted by ASTalumna06
Funny story... but you have to die to earn a Darwin Award |
I believe you can also get a full-fledged Darwin Award if you live but are injured such that you can't reproduce.
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09-07-2009, 12:46 PM
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Originally Posted by MidwayManiac
I believe you can also get a full-fledged Darwin Award if you live but are injured such that you can't reproduce.
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Yup. You get a Darwin award for doing something so stupid you are taken out of the gene pool somehow. Death and castration are the most common obviously.
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09-07-2009, 01:07 PM
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Originally Posted by MidwayManiac
I believe you can also get a full-fledged Darwin Award if you live but are injured such that you can't reproduce.
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Seriously?? That's amazing! haha
ETA: Would you have to ALMOST die in order to get an Honorable Mention?
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Last edited by ASTalumna06; 09-07-2009 at 01:13 PM.
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