My girlfriends and I lifeguarded summers in high school. One day we were sent to the store to pick up some things for a pool party, and two little kids ran up the aisle at top speed. It had been a long day, and my friend instinctively yelled, forgetting we were inside, "STOP RUNNING, I MEAN IT THIS TIME!" The poor kids stopped dead in their tracks.
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