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Originally Posted by LucyKKG
My ex jumped a fence last night when he was drunk and really messed up his ankle. He called me at 12:30 AM saying he broke it, but I don't think it was quite that bad.
(For anyone who's following, I swear I'm done bumping ancient threads now.)
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Well, my bf seems to have jumping things while drunk in common with your ex! He runs up to parking meters and grabs on the top, and pushes off them as he jumps over.
There's also these random cement posts near busy intersections on campus. They're about 3 feet high, and he likes to just run up to them and see if he can land on the top in a single hop. He's usually pretty good at it, but the other night, he tried it while wearing flip flops. Not a good idea. His feet didn't clear the very top and he fell right on top of the post. I thought he landed on his stomach, but I guess his legs kind of slowed him down before he could land on his stomach. He now has two huge scrapes on the inside of both thighs.
The best part was he was trying this at about 1:30am, close to when the bars were closing, so there were a LOT of people out. Of course, this happened at one of the busiest intersections, so about 100 people stopped and went "OHH!!!!" and then pointed and laughed.
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