Compared to this pure and utter tomfoolery, I'd rather live in a world where it was
mandatory for woman to wear dress shorts and gladiator sandals or open-toed boots for the rest of our natural lives. Hell, bury me in dress shorts and gladiator sandals if that's what it will take to make this trifling BS
GO AWAY!!!!!

I
HATE this nonsense!!!!!!!!
It's obvious that I feel some kinda way about sagging pants, huh? LOL!!!