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libramunoz · #**361** 04-02-2009, 12:35 AM

To my Father:

I think you have lost most if not all of what's left of your mind! Why do you continue to send emails to my mother? She DIVORCED you in 1975, when I was 1, I have seen the decree! But yet you continue to send her and me crazy as hell emails.
What in the HOLY CRAP BATMAN for?
This I do NOT understand! You have a wife, she's your 6th--yes I cannot stand her--if you just want someone to talk to, look over at her! Good God man, can you get a life?
Then these stupid as hell emails have to do with immigration! WFT!!!! Are you SMOKING now? Why do you have a problem with immigrants? What is your issue? Are people STILL confusing you for a Mexican? Is that the problem? Good God man, you're 65 years old, get over it! Tell them what you are and MOVE THE FU$%#@$#^@%K on! You're getting on my LAST nerve with this, "throw the immigrants out, my parents are legal aliens" yadda, yadda, yadda crap!
Fool, you parents emigrated--there is a big as HELL difference and IF you CANNOT tell the difference, GO BACK TO SCHOOL! DAYMN! I get so sick of that shit I cannot stand it! It makes me want to smack the crap outta you for days! Your parents came from a territory of the US fool! It makes them citizens and since YOUR dumb azz was BORN in NY, what in the WORLD do you think this makes you?
But then again, since you haven't paid taxes since I was 10 and haven't worked since I was 21, I don't know WHY I EXPECT you to do any differently! If you ARE such a CONCERNED American citizen, why don't you vote and hmmm...I dunno, PAY YOUR FREAKIN TAXES?
Although I love you, I think that you need more of a life than me! And I wonder why your oldest son is soooo much like you!
Just do me and MY mother a fav, keep your crazy political commentaries to yourself and YOUR wife (AKA--the stepmonster) and stop sending them to my Momma, o.k.
Love,
Your baby daughter, K

lil_sunshine · #**362** 04-02-2009, 06:19 PM

(((((((libramunoz)))))))

Don't you just love fathers who are jackasses? That's why I can't stand my father!!!!! See my post from the 30th.....

JKenny · #**363** 04-02-2009, 07:57 PM

Dear Older Women Co-Workers:

I know you all hate me because I'm articulate, my face is always in the paper with white people because I'm smart. I know you all hate me because I don't sag, because I actually wear a belt, because even when I'm at work my SWAGG is still official, still on another level, still 100% ridiculous. I know you all hate me because your daughters start feigning every time they get a glimpse of me, because I don't care when you try to talk about the way I dress, I just laugh and let you talk.

Well I'm here to say that I understand why you would hate me. I wouldn't be able to stand myself either, but understand this..I'm on another level because I don't want to be your age working at a job like this one, where you have no benefits, no room for advancement, stuck in your same position for the rest of your life unless you decide to do something about and find a real job, better yet start a career.

Maybe you should look at me not because dressed to impressed no matter where I am, but rather look at the fact that my name and picture is always in the paper for something good. Maybe you should look at me and think, damn maybe I should do something with my life. Cause guess what, in Five years I'll be out of school, I'll be 23 going on 24 and I'll have a Degree in Architecture and be well on my way to making that real money, and in 10 who know's I might have a family and hopefully be teaching my son or daughter how to get out there in school and do exactly what I did, PURSUE MY DREAMS instead of staying in that Hell hole that you all call jobs.

P.S. Your daughters are only jockin me cause of the way I carry myself, it says so much about my character, and this SWAGG I got, well it speaks for itself.

Dont ask me to toss you a bone when I start makin dat money, CAUSE IT AINT HAPPENIN!!

And noticed I only addressed this to the Women because they are always the ones who have something to say, and you dont see any dudes workin here your age, we're all Teenagers or Managers, who are actually getting money

K.E.C

lil_sunshine · #**364** 04-02-2009, 08:26 PM

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Originally Posted by JKenny

Dear Older Women Co-Workers:

I know you all hate me because I'm articulate, my face is always in the paper with white people because I'm smart. I know you all hate me because I don't sag, because I actually wear a belt, because even when I'm at work my SWAGG is still official, still on another level, still 100% ridiculous. I know you all hate me because your daughters start feigning every time they get a glimpse of me, because I don't care when you try to talk about the way I dress, I just laugh and let you talk.

Well I'm here to say that I understand why you would hate me. I wouldn't be able to stand myself either, but understand this..I'm on another level because I don't want to be your age working at a job like this one, where you have no benefits, no room for advancement, stuck in your same position for the rest of your life unless you decide to do something about and find a real job, better yet start a career.

Maybe you should look at me not because dressed to impressed no matter where I am, but rather look at the fact that my name and picture is always in the paper for something good. Maybe you should look at me and think, damn maybe I should do something with my life. Cause guess what, in Five years I'll be out of school, I'll be 23 going on 24 and I'll have a Degree in Architecture and be well on my way to making that real money, and in 10 who know's I might have a family and hopefully be teaching my son or daughter how to get out there in school and do exactly what I did, PURSUE MY DREAMS instead of staying in that Hell hole that you all call jobs.

P.S. Your daughters are only jockin me cause of the way I carry myself, it says so much about my character, and this SWAGG I got, well it speaks for itself.

Dont ask me to toss you a bone when I start makin dat money, CAUSE IT AINT HAPPENIN!!

And noticed I only addressed this to the Women because they are always the ones who have something to say, and you dont see any dudes workin here your age, we're all Teenagers or Managers, who are actually getting money

K.E.C

THAT'S WHAT'S UP!!!!!!!!!!! Tell them what it REALLY is!!!!!!!!

JKenny · #**365** 04-02-2009, 08:28 PM

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Originally Posted by lil_sunshine

THAT'S WHAT'S UP!!!!!!!!!!! Tell them what it REALLY is!!!!!!!!

They need to know don't they!! One day they will recognize what it's all about

JKenny · #**366** 04-02-2009, 08:30 PM

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Originally Posted by marquise1911

Things you would say if you wouldn't get arrested, shot, fired, or prosecuted!!!

2 My Co-worker: No, trick I don't have time on my break to drive you to the bank. Why don't you call that pretend husband of yours, that you claim to have, but don't have a ring or picture to prove he exists. Oh and I saw you drinking out of my coffe cup and licking the rim, do it again, I dare you...

2 da cleaning lady: Look if you steal my change one more time I'm gonna report your @$$ to the INS and tell them about your son stealing my neighbor's lawnmower.

2 da drive through guy: Ni99a! I know you dropped out of middle school cause ya baby-mama dropped her third child and WIC said you had to work in order to stay in the house. But can a negro please get the right sauce for my nuggets and a straw for my drink and I swear-2-gawd if you have me pull over to the curb and wait 15 mins for a 4 item order, I'm gonna reach through dat window and knock da $hit out of you.

OMF All of that is hilarious to me

KAPPAtivating · #**367** 04-03-2009, 06:29 AM

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Originally Posted by JKenny

Dear Older Women Co-Workers:

I know you all hate me because I'm articulate, my face is always in the paper with white people because I'm smart. I know you all hate me because I don't sag, because I actually wear a belt, because even when I'm at work my SWAGG is still official, still on another level, still 100% ridiculous. I know you all hate me because your daughters start feigning every time they get a glimpse of me, because I don't care when you try to talk about the way I dress, I just laugh and let you talk.

Well I'm here to say that I understand why you would hate me. I wouldn't be able to stand myself either, but understand this..I'm on another level because I don't want to be your age working at a job like this one, where you have no benefits, no room for advancement, stuck in your same position for the rest of your life unless you decide to do something about and find a real job, better yet start a career.

Maybe you should look at me not because dressed to impressed no matter where I am, but rather look at the fact that my name and picture is always in the paper for something good. Maybe you should look at me and think, damn maybe I should do something with my life. Cause guess what, in Five years I'll be out of school, I'll be 23 going on 24 and I'll have a Degree in Architecture and be well on my way to making that real money, and in 10 who know's I might have a family and hopefully be teaching my son or daughter how to get out there in school and do exactly what I did, PURSUE MY DREAMS instead of staying in that Hell hole that you all call jobs.

P.S. Your daughters are only jockin me cause of the way I carry myself, it says so much about my character, and this SWAGG I got, well it speaks for itself.

Dont ask me to toss you a bone when I start makin dat money, CAUSE IT AINT HAPPENIN!!

And noticed I only addressed this to the Women because they are always the ones who have something to say, and you dont see any dudes workin here your age, we're all Teenagers or Managers, who are actually getting money

K.E.C

Okay, so this is soooo out of my character because I usually don't address hardcore GDIs, but I think I almost had a tear form when I read this...sounds like something I would have said as a kid....

JKenny · #**368** 04-03-2009, 08:54 AM

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Originally Posted by KAPPAtivating

Okay, so this is soooo out of my character because I usually don't address hardcore GDIs, but I think I almost had a tear form when I read this...sounds like something I would have said as a kid....

Haha yea the people at that job just piss me off, but I'm tryin to stick with it for now, soon I'm gone be out of there and enjoyin my University Years

libramunoz · #**369** 04-29-2009, 07:42 PM

Dear Father:
Why in the heezy do you constantly send me crap about sending illegal immigrants to the BFE? Why do you always send me something that has a racial overtone? Why me? Why do I get this from you? Please tell me why? Do you not realize that two of your children are bi-racial? Do you not realize that when you send me this crap I really want to go to FL and smack the living crap outta you until my hand hurts and I get tired of hitting you? Do you not realize what it is that you are "unconsciously" saying to me?
Why do I get such "lovely" gifts from you? And then you wonder why you get no father's day cards, no birthday cards, and that I would put you in a nursing home if you couldn't take care of yourself? And you wonder why I really only call you every 3 months. What is the problem that you don't seem to "understand?"
Pops, you have some severe issues and some severe problems, so could you just get your S$#%@#$%T together and stop sending me this crap.
Your loving child,
Only grown child that talks to you.

lil_sunshine · #**370** 05-28-2009, 10:07 AM

Dear Kim:

Just because I accepted your friend request on Facebook doesn't mean everything is saccharin again. I'm taking baby steps regarding you, and you in turn have shown your azz once again by tripping over yourself to get to me and acting like the *in my Bootz voice* thirsty azz, desperate azz, parasitic azz b!@tch */Bootz voice* you are by telling me you need my help with your campaign. Granted I forgave you for the tirade and all the words in it awhile ago, but best believe I will NEVER FORGET. So, if I decide to help you, it will be a STRICT business arrangement between you and I.

So please refrain for asking me for personal services like child care (for you or your hoodrat friends), house cleanting, or the like. That will be recognized as outside of the scope of the business of helping with your campaign. Now that the boundaries have been set and my Mega B!@+ch switch has been flipped, do you still want or need my help?

G-Kue 1911 · #**371** 06-10-2009, 04:17 PM

Yo, its cool that were the only two people of color in the dept/office and we both belong to BGLO's but if you walk into my office one more time kickin up your f&*kin leg and perpetrating the most exaggerated and wackiest shimmy...lady…I swear we gon have some serious problems.

lil_sunshine · #**372** 06-10-2009, 05:21 PM

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Originally Posted by G-Kue 1911

Yo, its cool that were the only two people of color in the dept/office and we both belong to BGLO's but if you walk into my office one more time kickin up your f&*kin leg and perpetrating the most exaggerated and wackiest shimmy...lady…I swear we gon have some serious problems.

*DEAD*

IlovemyAKA · #**373** 06-11-2009, 01:28 AM

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Originally Posted by G-Kue 1911

Yo, its cool that were the only two people of color in the dept/office and we both belong to BGLO's but if you walk into my office one more time kickin up your f&*kin leg and perpetrating the most exaggerated and wackiest shimmy...lady…I swear we gon have some serious problems.

Wow...especially since she's done it more than once...

G-Kue 1911 · #**374** 06-13-2009, 12:19 PM

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Originally Posted by IlovemyAKA

Wow...especially since she's done it more than once...

Exactly.....lol

lil_sunshine · #**375** 06-15-2009, 01:03 PM

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Originally Posted by lil_sunshine

Dear Kim:

Just because I accepted your friend request on Facebook doesn't mean everything is saccharin again. I'm taking baby steps regarding you, and you in turn have shown your azz once again by tripping over yourself to get to me and acting like the *in my Bootz voice* thirsty azz, desperate azz, parasitic azz b!@tch */Bootz voice* you are by telling me you need my help with your campaign. Granted I forgave you for the tirade and all the words in it awhile ago, but best believe I will NEVER FORGET. So, if I decide to help you, it will be a STRICT business arrangement between you and I.

So please refrain for asking me for personal services like child care (for you or your hoodrat friends), house cleanting, or the like. That will be recognized as outside of the scope of the business of helping with your campaign. Now that the boundaries have been set and my Mega B!@+ch switch has been flipped, do you still want or need my help?

I've decided not to help her. It'd be too much like drama fo' yo mama, and I don't have the time, patience or the energy.