There are a couple of ways to test it; have him run a route, then toss him a couple of passes. If he runs the wrong route, or drops the passes, he's probably Stallworth.
I'm joking about this, but if it turns out Stallworth was drunk, all objectivity and mocking on my part goes out the window; as I've noted on the site, I have personal reasons why I have trouble being unbiased about drunk drivers.
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