Army discharges gay soldiers

[DrPhil]

Originally Posted by KSigkid

I know...thank goodness people are ready to take a stand against sexual orientation. Shame on people being born that way!

Yeah. I can prove that I was born heterosexual. I remember thinking the doctor who smacked my ass was SO HOT.

[KSigkid]

Originally Posted by DrPhil

Yeah. I can prove that I was born heterosexual. I remember thinking the doctor who smacked my ass was SO HOT.

I can neither confirm nor deny being turned on by the "Like a Virgin" music video (released when I was 3 years old).

[DrPhil]

Originally Posted by KSigkid

I can neither confirm nor deny being turned on by the "Like a Virgin" music video (released when I was 3 years old).

I was 7 and I still can't confirm nor deny. Madonna's a sexy number.

[KSig RC]

Originally Posted by DrPhil

I was 7 and I still can't confirm nor deny. Madonna's a sexy number.

You made a CHOICE to want to find mid-80s Madonna attractive.

You also made a CHOICE to find modern-day Skeletor Madonna unattractive.

Prove you didn't!

[KSigkid]

Originally Posted by KSig RC

You made a CHOICE to want to find mid-80s Madonna attractive.

You also made a CHOICE to find modern-day Skeletor Madonna unattractive.

Prove you didn't!

I'll give you the first assertion - I cannot, however, in any good conscience, admit to the 2nd assertion.

I'll just say that, as a 3-year old, I made a very mature decision.

[DrPhil]

Originally Posted by KSigkid

I'll give you the first assertion - I cannot, however, in any good conscience, admit to the 2nd assertion.

I'll just say that, as a 3-year old, I made a very mature decision.

Skeletor Madonna is a minor technicality. Let us remember the good times.

Be happy that we approve of your decision. You'd be fired if we did not.

[KSig RC]

Originally Posted by KSigkid

I'll give you the first assertion - I cannot, however, in any good conscience, admit to the 2nd assertion.

Counselor, you're now admitting (under Internet oath) that you currently find Madonna attractive, even though she looks like an awkward manly personal trainer-slash-skeleton in an Olde Timey doctor's office.

Would you like to refresh your memory from your deposition notes, or is this actually your testimony here?

[KSigkid]

Originally Posted by KSig RC

Counselor, you're now admitting (under Internet oath) that you currently find Madonna attractive, even though she looks like an awkward manly personal trainer-slash-skeleton in an Olde Timey doctor's office.

Would you like to refresh your memory from your deposition notes, or is this actually your testimony here?

Whoops, withdrawn. I would like to review my deposition testimony, as I would hope it is inconsistent with my current statements.

[DrPhil]

Originally Posted by KSig RC

You made a CHOICE to want to find mid-80s Madonna attractive.

You also made a CHOICE to find modern-day Skeletor Madonna unattractive.

Prove you didn't!

Maybe she was the doctor who smacked my ass. Prove she wasn't. I was born this way.