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03-11-2009, 12:05 PM
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This is going to be my new favorite thread!! My little high school cousins are sooo guilty of this and swear like sailors. I guess only the "popular" kids are idiots on facebook. I've tried reaching out to them. These heifers think they're grown. I don't even understand most of what they say. Another cousin who is 6 months younger than me encourages them. The last one is her current status. I wish I could find her status where she says something like "this hoe needs to stop saying I'm stockn her cuz dna proved my son's father isn't her baby's daddy so she needs to change his name..."
_______"wen i always do sum rite she always gotta mess sum up"
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IS LIKE BITCH U KNW U GOT AND THATZ FUNNY.. CAUSE YO RAN THREW ASS AINT BOUT SHIT..! SIT DOWN B4 U WANT HAVE A LIFE HAHA THATZ FUNNY..!:
_______"MY NAME IS JOKER A BITCH WILL SMOKE YA I BURN SO MANY TREES THAT I GOT SPLENTERS IN MY TOASTER I NEED A BITCH TO STAY BELOW MY WAIST LIKE A HOESTER.MY SHIT!LOL!"
______"SAYiN: HAHAHAHAHA SHUT DA fUCK UP U SCARY ASZ H0E!! G0 DO wAT U D0 BEST..SUCK DiCK!! BUT REMEMBA SUCK iT EASY!!"
_________"Wishn Maniyah get well soon. Mama luv u fat gurl. "
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03-11-2009, 12:11 PM
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Originally Posted by IlovemyAKA
This is going to be my new favorite thread!! My little high school cousins are sooo guilty of this and swear like sailors. I guess only the "popular" kids are idiots on facebook. I've tried reaching out to them. These heifers think they're grown. I don't even understand most of what they say. Another cousin who is 6 months younger than me encourages them. The last one is her current status. I wish I could find her status where she says something like "this hoe needs to stop saying I'm stockn her cuz dna proved my son's father isn't her baby's daddy so she needs to change his name..."
_______"wen i always do sum rite she always gotta mess sum up"
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IS LIKE BITCH U KNW U GOT AND THATZ FUNNY.. CAUSE YO RAN THREW ASS AINT BOUT SHIT..! SIT DOWN B4 U WANT HAVE A LIFE HAHA THATZ FUNNY..!:
_______"MY NAME IS JOKER A BITCH WILL SMOKE YA I BURN SO MANY TREES THAT I GOT SPLENTERS IN MY TOASTER I NEED A BITCH TO STAY BELOW MY WAIST LIKE A HOESTER.MY SHIT!LOL!"
______"SAYiN: HAHAHAHAHA SHUT DA fUCK UP U SCARY ASZ H0E!! G0 DO wAT U D0 BEST..SUCK DiCK!! BUT REMEMBA SUCK iT EASY!!"
_________"Wishn Maniyah get well soon. Mama luv u fat gurl. "
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Heifers? 
I have one crazy girl on Facebook. She posts status updates threatening to kill herself "like Miss Piggy"--what does that mean?!
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03-11-2009, 12:52 PM
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Originally Posted by Munchkin03
Heifers?
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lol--you see the statuses. They've heard (and say) much worse.
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03-11-2009, 01:31 PM
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Originally Posted by Munchkin03
I have one crazy girl on Facebook. She posts status updates threatening to kill herself "like Miss Piggy"--what does that mean?!
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It's well known that Miss Piggy (like Jokey Smurf before her) ended her life in tragic fashion, shooting herself in the snout with a shakily-written note to her lost love Kermit covered in brain matter at her side. So you might want to reach out to this young hog.
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03-12-2009, 05:50 PM
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YO RAN THREW ASS
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eww
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03-12-2009, 06:34 PM
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I love this thread!!!!
Here are some from today's friend updates....
Person I worked with one summer IM soccer game at 8 (Is it that difficult to say I have a soccer game at 8?)
Random friend of a friend who did it? you know who you are,i am waiting...if you are going to toliet paper someones house why leave whole rolls in the yard for them to get you back with? (There is a story behind this one....)
Yet another random friend of a friend there's a really big gap between getting your ass kicked and having a dancing singing sprite fool u with trickery and then strike your throat b4 u even know... (I am hoping this is a song lyric????)
Jerk who cheated on one of my sorority sisters is going to rock the Nantahala like Meryl Streep! (Did we really need to know that?)
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03-12-2009, 08:02 PM
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I love this thread!!!!
Here are some from today's friend updates....
Person I worked with one summer IM soccer game at 8 (Is it that difficult to say I have a soccer game at 8?)
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IM means "intramural" not "I'm at"
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03-12-2009, 11:46 PM
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eww
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lol--I was like "Did I post that?!" I had to go back & check. I wish I had put clues in that post. I don't remember who had that status!
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03-13-2009, 12:01 AM
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I don't even know this person is tryN to FiNISh thiS cAseStUdy for laW but I dne gOT all OFF TraCK.
attended high school with this person MUTHA****AS NEED TO KEEP MY NAME OUT OF THERE MOUTHS!!!!! CAUSE IF YOU GOT SOMETHING TO SAY KEEP IT TO YOU MUTHA****IN SELF!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! ( lol--I had to add a few astericks. Even if I'm quoting someone, I don't really like to drop the f-bomb)
17 y/o cousinSAYN W3 OUTTA SCHOOL 2MRRW,iMA B3 3ATN & SL33PN..! THiNKN ABOUT A LOT THO,BUT iM GOOD iM STR8..! LOVEN JAYD3N AND NiCKLAS,MY SON AND BABYDADDY..! DUH BiTCH3S. ( What can I say? You can't choose family. They already think I'm the weird one because I don't have kids @ 26. Plus, I have a BS & I'm halfway finished with my MBA. Yep, I might as well have two heads. I get it from the "adults", too)
little sister's friend()iZ()-- lYk wAtEVe U gOtTa TeLl Me Or TaWk 2 Me HiT mE uP iN dA iNbOx............................................. ................Ya DiGg.
Who???has come 2 da realization dat dis is harder than I thought it would b. 4 sum reason I cant figure out y dat is. Maybe I was lyin to myself da whole time.....
I should delete7:48...7:48..she woke up in padre like...Where,Where,Where are My panties...fukk it its her bday anyway...
wow! loldeleted u off his list but u still lookin at my page through yo homegirls account 2 c wat i got goin. let go... sometimes we as ppl must learn 2 let go lol.
I don't have a clue L0VES:CAl jONES  N L0VES hER MAiN Wh0RES JASMiNE&tREASURE N MANi M0RE ...! -.hARM0NY L0VEz y0OUU.- ....!
Soooooo, I'm convinced that I need to stop accepting random friend requests, and audit the 1,095 that I have.
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03-13-2009, 12:07 AM
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Originally Posted by IlovemyAKA
(What can I say? You can't choose family. They already think I'm the weird one because I don't have kids @ 26. Plus, I have a BS & I'm halfway finished with my MBA. Yep, I might as well have two heads. I get it from the "adults", too)
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Gotta love this. I get this from a one of my family friends. Her daughters have 2 kids each and they're 20 and 21. I may as well be from Mars (24 with no kids and working on an M. Ed.).
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I should delete7:48...7:48..she woke up in padre like...Where,Where,Where are My panties...fukk it its her bday anyway...
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SERIOUSLY?
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03-13-2009, 03:23 AM
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SERIOUSLY?
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LOL It's an Outkast reference.
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03-13-2009, 05:12 AM
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Originally Posted by Gusteau
Why do people feel the need to document and publish every moment of their lives?
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It's not that they feel the need to document it... it's the fact that they put it on their Facebook status for everyone to see. Why? This is all getting quite ridiculous. I don't care that your baby's daddy slept with another ho. Or should I say... I don care dat yo baby daddy slep wit anudder ho! (Sorry if I can't butcher the language as well as other people). Hell, I don't even care that you had a sandwich for lunch, and now you're going to class! Shut up, already.
//end rant//
Fortunately, I don't have any friends that completely destroy the English language in their status. The most entertaining ones I could find...
______ suggests getting your pee-gear ready for market square saturday. (I'm assuming he's going out for St. Patty's Day, but um.. what is "pee-gear"??)
______ is i hate girls!!!! THey are fucking bitches except for kim katie tello and kendra love you girls♥ .
______ is wondering why lake titi kaka is not filled with boobs and poop?
Specialness.
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