...I went to Sonic today for lunch.
Sonic Girl: "Welcome to Sonic, can I help you?
Me: "Hi, I would like a chicken toaster club with tater tots and no lettuce, please."
Sonic Girl: A long, long pause.
And then she says,
"Tater tots don't come with lettuce."
Omfg. Rofl x 10.
Me: "You know what, just f-ing forget about it."
And then I drove off.