Lol, did anyone do Miss Suzie? That was one we had to do out of teacher-earshot.
Miss Suzie had a steamboat
The steamboat had a bell
Miss Suzie went to heaven
The steamboat went to...
Hello operator
Please give me #9
And if you disconnect me
I'll kick your little...
Behind the 'frigerator
There was a piece of glass
Miss Suzie sat on top of it
And broke her little...
Ask me no more questions
And tell me no more lies
The boys are in the bathroom
Zipping up their...
Flies are in the meadow
And bees are in the ark
Miss Suzie's at the movies
Kissing in the d-a-r-k d-a-r-k
DARK DARK DARK!
We thought we were "so bad." Now, I see how elementary school it was.