Yeah I said it, I bet you won't hit me...

[KAPPAtivating]

Dear Co-worker lady:

I admit...you are sexy AND fine as hayle, but your boyfriend is so "play-hood" it's ridiculous. First of all, he is so short, I wonder do you have to go with him to get tickets to an "R" rated movie, second, when did being "hood" really impress people?

If that's what you like then so be it, but you could do so much better...like me...so get on the winning team.

[cb_slg]

Dear...Might not be soon 2 be Mrs.

I just want to let you know...that I indeed have been messing around with your fiance for the last 8 months...and quite frankly...U NEED 2 GET IT TOGETHER! I get so tired of him complaining about some mess you did and having to convince him to stay home...Sweetie...I don't want your man! But I be damned if he leaves you for some retarded ish you did and then him b stuck in my face all day! That's the point of this lil situation anyway. When I'm done, he GOES HOME! Not laid up under me asking questions, and gettin on my last nerve. So please, I AM BEGGING YOU! Do what you gotta do to make that man happy, cuz I DO NOT wanna b n ur shoes!!!!

Sincerely,
In-it-4-the-helluvit

(It may be wrong, but at least I don't have to worry about a FB situation that could possibly f- sumbody else and try to infect me...NO WAY...oh...and I don't do BF's and relationships anymore...that ish is OVERRATED!!!!)