1. Where is my Granddaddy?
2. Did Ron and Freddie get married?
3. What did Dwayne and Whitley have?
4. Who killed JFK?
5. HOW THE HECK DID DUBYA WIN THAT ELECTION?
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Easy. You root against Duke, for that program and its head coach are -
and we don't think we're in any way exaggerating here - the epitome of all that is evil.
--Seth Emerson, The Albany Herald