Chuck Norris's Recruitment Story

[AGDAlum]

OMG, this is what I get for taking a break from GC. I've just read the entire thread and, indeed, it is the best ever.

So much of the story is missing!
Who is Chuck's Big?
Was he elected to a NM office?
When the NM class had its mixer with the guys, what fraternity was it and how did THEY survive?
What was Inspiration Week like for Chuck?
And Initiation?

Now that it's fall and he's moved into the house -- who's his roommate? And how did they decorate their room?

Inquiring GC minds want to know!