I drank bleach when I was 2. My sister and mom made me drink milk and then ran me up and down the driveway until I puked. Funny thing, I still remember my mother's scream when she saw the opened bottle on the kitchen floor. HA
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For the record I was like 3 or 4 so I don't remember what inspired me to do this. I just know that I did. I wandered away from my mom in the local corner grocery store. Not too big a deal b/c my worked there and everyone knew us. Everyone was like one big family. So I had wandered into the aisle that carried femine products and opened one of those giant boxes of tampons. I guess I thought after unwrapping the tampons that they looked like "rockets". So I decided to "launch" them. By the time someone saw me and then and went and found my mom I had "launched" close to 50tampon "rockets" all over that particular aisle. And as several of these stories have ended.....I got my ass WHUPPED!!!!!
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