That I was a Red Sox fan - a bunch of my law school friends assumed as much because of my living in Boston, and my growing up in a Connecticut town that is mostly pro-Sox.
Luckily, I've been able to stop that disgusting rumor.
Dare I ask - are you a Skankees fan or a Messed Fan?
Getting back to topic - there was a rumor that I wanted to be a nun. The horror!