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picture it: 6th grade. my best friend has a crush on the hot guy in the class. he always had cornrows but for a week he wore his hair out in a fro. we decided we would call him furburger.
when she overheard me and my friend using this name/phrase, she not only sent my friend home but i got the LONGEST lecture on using "grown-up" words and that if i dont know what something means i shouldnt say it.
i had to spend the rest of the afternoon/night in my room and couldnt come out until i told her what it meant. but i SWEAR i didnt know (and to this DAY i have no idea what it means) and it only made her madder the next morning when i still didnt have an answer for her. i'm guessing its along the lines of muff/beaver, but at 11-12, my mind really wasnt there!
a similar situation happened when i was younger (i was about 5-6 years old). i was sitting on the top of a fence that had pointed stakes at the top, and when mom came to pick me up from school that day, i said something to the effect of "my butt is all horny from sitting on the fence." and well, there went the afternoon.
its crazy because i got the sex talk very young yet mom was more uncomfortable telling me what the word "horny" meant than describing the act itself.
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Do you know people? Have you interacted with them? Because this is pretty standard no-brainer stuff. -33girl
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