I was thinking I was such a good kid but now that I think about it....
When I was about 5 years old I had to have eye surgery (I had a "lazy" eye). Afterwards, for about 6 months I had to wear glasses with a line through them. I guess this was to train my eye. I hated those glasses so much! I kept deliberately "losing" them. After the third time, my parents really got angry with me. I didn't lose them again.
Once my family was at a restaurant and as we were getting up to leave I snatched a dollar off the pile of money my dad left as a tip. My dad gave me the look of death but waited until we left the restaurant to let me have it. That was probably the most angry my dad had ever been with me as a kid. Yikes! could he yell!!
That's pretty much it....until the teenage years.