And sometimes, I like to eat sheetcake. (Sadly, I have no photos of me eating sheetcake. Eucharists, sure. Blasted paper-tasting wafers. I'd much rather eat cake.)
Forgive me, Lord, for expressing such dissatisfaction with the taste of the wafer. But honestly, You wouldn't like them, either.
Holy Father, I thank you for your enjoyment of me. Might I humbly suggest you preside at some First Communions? You'd get to eat me afterwards.
__________________ SHEETCAKE
Don't hate me 'cause you ate me.
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