7) Puka Shell Necklaces
Although only the first link in the popped collar/white hat trifecta, the puka shell necklace is still a strong stand alone sign of douchiness. Unless you're a Hawaii native there's really no way to justify adding this little piece of island flair to your classy khaki and pink polo shirt ensemble.
What's funny is that us Hawaii natives don't even wear puka shell necklaces.
I get the feeling that these present-day douchebags' grandfathers probably came here decades ago, went back to the mainland, labeled it cool.
Before I clicked on it I knew Axe products would be on the list.
I'd also like to add hair bleaching/highlighting services and kits, as well as having a subscription to Maxim, Stuff, FHM, and the like then actually taking the contents seriously. I'm egalitarian, I feel the same way about Cosmo, Glamour, and what not.
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