Lately, I've been seeing some awful ones around here, it's really disappointing that people ignore the standards. Stuff like "Touch My Body" by Mariah Carey should be on the short list.
Guys, I'll let you in on something . . . the Mariah song is not even close to the most inappropriate for a mother/son dance in that post.
Holy crap, dudes - buy a book and read it.
Touch my body
Put me on the floor
Wrestle me around
Play with me some more
Touch my body
Throw me on the bed
I just wanna make you feel
Like you never did.
Touch my body
Let me wrap my thighs
All around your waist
Just a little taste
Touch my body
Know you love my curves
Come on and give me what I deserve
And touch my body.
Sorry...my mother and I don't have that kind of relationship.
ok, so i was thoroughly traumatized by what my husband wanted to dance with his mom to.
amazing grace.
the only thing that saved it was that he made a really pretty speech before they danced explaining why it was significant to them. and i was baffled by it for weeks but didn't want to be all, "YOU CAN'T DANCE TO A HYMN" when he was set on it....so there they went. and then me and my dad danced to "mack the knife"....pretty darn priceless if you ask me.
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