LOL at socialite's drunk rhyme
Your headache will ease with the passage of time.
Your poem was long and very enlightening
I applaud your bravery, I'm sure it was frightening.
So, you toured around as Rum Tum Tugger
And now you are a Fratty Chugger?
Good for your house, they've got a ringer
Taking first in Greek Week requires good singers.
Now sleep, take your aspirin, drink plenty of water,
And remember when you drink like that, every girl is somebody's daughter!
(and LOL at "dear god could I get any frattier?"
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